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Tuesday, January 1, 2008
May 2008 bring you non-stop delight. I hear it is the yeah to shine.
Current mood:  bored
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
If you look closely at this, you will find me managing the stage. For those of you that wonder what I do, yes, I just walk across the stage. And in a skirt at that!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
...or I hate you.
Current mood:  stressed
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
screencaptured for posterity.
hillsdale's notable alumni:
Current mood: bored
Sunday, January 21, 2007
1:49AM
I have been casually entertaining a British for the past week (not like THAT, sickos). He is a friend of a friend of a friend (Lindsay-->Mari-->Lydia-->Pete, to be exact).
This has caused me to draw the following conclusions about the quality of my own life:
#1: I am boring.
#2: I like my boring life.
#3: I have no idea how to interact with a straight male. In fact, I took him to party with the gays tonight because I did not know what else to do.
#4: While I set foot in West Hollywood with only one gay, in the clubs and on the walk back to my car, I ran into at least 10 gays I know. I am a celebrity amongst the gays.
#5: Los Angeles, a major metropolitan city, does not actually have that much to offer.
#6: All I know how to do well is work.
#7: When placed under the social pressure of entertaining someone, I FLIP OUT to prescription drug-needing levels.
#8: I only have three real friends in the world - Mason, Natalie and Grant.
That pretty much covers it. Discuss.
Current mood:  contemplative
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
12:22AM
5 words I hoped to never say: I miss "Rock of Ages"
Why, you ask?
Current mood:  apathetic
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
I think I am on my deathbed.
Things are never good when I am sick.
I seem to have contracted an illness from one of the Plaids in the last weekend of Plaid Tidings.
We were calling him Croaky.
Now, I am Croaky (and feverish, and weak and UNPLEASANT).
This sickness ruined my NYE.
I slept through the ball-drop.
Wooooo hooooo!
Justin Scott has really taken good care of me today - making me get out of bed, forcing me to watch nothing but the Lifetime Movie Network, feeding me a taco, buying me cranberry juice and then hiding it from me, cleaning the apartment around me and threatening in throw out a number of my possessions.
Now, I am watching a show called "Late-In-Life Lesbians."
Seriously.
I'm so glad I have this week off.
If I pass in my sleep tonight, I expect for my theatrical memorial plans to be carried out.
Love,
Croaky
Sunday, December 31, 2006
I went on a little post-Christmas shopping spree yesterday.
And I bought some boots.
See:
I stood in the store for at least 5 minutes contemplating if I looked too much like our fabled feline friend pictured below:
This is how my mind works.
DO I LOOK LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS? That's not normal.
Other recent items of note:
-Martens family Christmas feast - success. No one died of a food borne illness.
-Disneyland: the least happiest place on earth.
-Christmas musicals shouldn't be performed after Christmas.
-First trip to Pinkberry - delicious!
-Spotting Richard Dreyfuss and George Lucas in the same day!
-Saw Dreamgirls: eh, not that great. However it featured many of my friends and associates.
-Planning on changing my name it Marty Lindsaystein and representing future recording diva Justin Scott. You should hear him belt out "One Night Only"
-Gearing up for the 2nd saddest NYE of my life (I rank the party at Chris Talbot's house/ribbon dancing fiasco as the 1st saddest).
Suck a dick,
L Martens
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARI. I hope you took 25 shots of tequila tonight.
Current mood: cold
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
I dedicate this to Cesar Abella.
RED DICKS
We should all embrace love, because
this is a good thing.
we need to be touched
we need to be felt
we need nurturing
we need some sort of manifestation of love
because life is a process of becoming
and once you are involved in that
you're lost
lost forever
but what a fantastic journey!
Every day is new.
Every flower is new.
Everything in the world!
Every morning of your life!
In Japan, even the running of the water is a ceremony!
You have to ask yourself:
when was the last time you listened to the water?
People take showers and run water in their sinks every day of their lives
and they never hear it!
You should go home tonight
and turn on the faucet
and listen to the water!
Because:
it's beautiful!
And how many people these days are intimidated when someone says:
I want to touch you.
Everybody has got to be loved!
Sometimes I have to throw oranges at young people
just to get them to pay attention and listen!
I was talking with a little boy once,
and I said: what can you do, David.
And he said: lots of things.
And I said: like what?
And he said: I can spit.
Yes! He could spit! Can you top that?
I said: what else can you do, David?
And he said: I can put my finger up my nose.
And I said: you bet you can!
Isn't it some sort of miracle
that you can raise your hand whenever you want to
and want to put your finger in your nose
and it gets there!
We should celebrate our wonder!
Everyone!
You've got to have people who are interested in your tree!
And not the lollipop tree!
And you've got to be interested in their tree!
You've got to say:
show me your tree, Johnny.
Show me your tree,
and then we'll know where we can begin!
Current mood: trapped in my own home
Friday, December 15, 2006
12:54PM
Apparently the little saturn that could COULDN'T.
And now no one I know is getting a Christmas Present from me.
Current mood:  distressed
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
1:11AM
WHAT THE HECK SHOULD I COOK MY FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER? HELP.
Current mood: stressed
Friday, December 1, 2006
Yesterday at the theatre:
The winds out in Cucamonga were so strong that the following happened:
Portions of the roof blew off during the show.
Kindergardeners (which apparently is spelled kindergartners) almost blew away.
I could not open the door to my car because the winds were so strong.
The winds were so intense that the entire building shook during the show, causing the LIGHTS to shake.
But most importantly, THE CHRISMTAS TREE BLEW OVER.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
So, I'm researching unusual gifts (FOR MYSELF, OF COURSE).
Now, if I lived on the East Coast, I can assure you I would be asking for the $545 Llama enounter where you get to "take a two-day trek through the forest accompanied by a lovable, gentle llama with an experienced naturalist as your guide. Experience the fun, convenience and magic of exploring the great outdoors with one of these amazing animals. Hike at your own pace while a smart, sure-footed llama carries your gear. Don't forget to bring your camera!" (see: LLAMA EXPERIENCE
BUT I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER ON THE WEST COAST, FRIENDS. And so help me god, if someone buys me this I will LOVE THEM FOREVER.
MEERKAT VISIT
Yes, for only $100, me and three of my closest friends can drive to Palm Spring and HANG OUT WITH MEERKATS FOR 2 HOURS. The Meerkat is my 2nd favorite animal (second only to Bigfoots, and they're a lot harder to go hang out with).
THIS LADY COULD BE ME!
DO IT FOR THE PICTURES! I WILL BUY THIS FOR MYSELF, I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
MEERKATS WILL "UNTIE YOUR SHOES." Amazing.
(Yes, this is x-posted in a myspace bulletin, I figure I really touch more people there).
Current mood:  crazy
Thursday, November 23, 2006
10:45PM
Apparently even the Broadway cast of A CHORUS LINE has trouble all lifting their hats and kicking at the same time. Thanks, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for making this known.
Between that and the furries in the segment from HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISMTAS I am not sad that I do not work on Broadway.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. What am I thankful for, you ask? DAY OFF.
And for the record, if you left a blinking turkey comment on my MySpace page or sent me a mass text wishing me a Happy Thanksgiving, WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.
Current mood: apathetic
Saturday, November 4, 2006
WHATEVER, HOWSER.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Garafolo - I'll take.
Beyonce - totally.
But Larry King?!
Friday, October 6, 2006
I am the good stage manager of this:
which everyone should probably COME SEE.
I am unclear on what the sneaking in policy will be at this venue, but I am pretty good at making that happen wherever I work.
It's another one of those instances where I will be calling A LOT OF CUES. And I am not FREAKING OUT AT ALL.
Current mood: freaking out.
1:34AM
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Just sayin'
Love,
Lindsay
Current mood:  exhausted
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